his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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