distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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