Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Randomize
