It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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