I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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