But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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