How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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