I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
so much tequila, so little girl.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
