I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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