How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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