Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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