Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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