And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
my shit smells like andre
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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