PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
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