when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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