You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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