I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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