ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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