he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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