just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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