IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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