We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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