I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He kissed a someone with a penis
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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