Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
