you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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