How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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