OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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