Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
