Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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