Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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