Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
it's like heaven, but drunker
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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