It's like God shit irony all over that family
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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