It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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