party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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