I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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