it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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