Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Randomize
