I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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