She went from zero to smokin in five shots
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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