We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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