That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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