at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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