I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize