Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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