I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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