I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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