all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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