It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
tell me about the eggs
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