Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
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