She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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