Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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