I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Send help, water and tortillas.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
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