I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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