you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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