we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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