Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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