Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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