I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Randomize