no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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