Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Randomize
