I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
its liver damage thursday
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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