Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i used baking grease as lip gloss
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Dear god my vagina.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
