my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Randomize
